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MAKE SUICIDE
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¾ HOW TO MAKE A COOL SUICIDE...
½ by Cromax of Alchemy
¹Hi there folks! I've got something
interesting for Ya! Are You boring?
Don't You know, what could You do?
Don't You? Just make a suicide! I
have some cool tips and tricks, which
explaine You how to arrange
interesting suicide:
²1. Buy short piece of rope and tie
it to the heater under Yer window.
Now take a penknife and hide him in
Your pocket. Next open the window
and tie rope to Yer legs. And now
just jump through the window,
screaming "Hey people! Why are you
looking at me?" or "I'll never go to
the school!" or something else. When
You will be hanging on rope, pluck
out penknife and simply cut the rope.
³2. Next one method is a bit
expensive, but also very exiting.
All what You need is a grenade and
thread (wow, it's rhyming!). Now tie
the thread to the split pin and
swallow the grenade (thread should be
hangin' out of Your mouth). Now find
somebody (even better if You like
this person not too much), and
explain him, that You want to extract
Yours teeth. Give him end of thread
and ask him to pull it.
¢3. Some people kill himselves by
turning on the gas. But my method is
more exiting. Turn the gas on, and
¶¢wait, till You feel strange odor (You
have to close all windows first). If
something is wrong with Your head,
then put the gas-mask on. Wait
another few minuts and call
fire-departament. If You have strong
nerves, You can wait till somebody
ring at the door, what causes an
explosion, but when You won't wait,
then use lighter. It's fast, it's
cool, it's noisly.
¼4. Go to nearst railway-station and
wait for any train. When it will be
comming closer, jump on track.
Effect's guaranted.
½5. Last one way is coolest I know.
Tie two thread to split pins of
grenades and second ends keep free.
Buy (or borrow) an anvil and tie it
to the rope. Place now electric
chair in the middle of the room, and
hang over it anvil. To the end of
anvil's rope tie grenades' threads
and handle this in one hand (first
hide grenades in the pockets or sit
on them). With second hand catch the
electric chair handle. Now relase
throads and fast pull the handle.
That's all.